1. Which of these goes best with reading?
A rainy day
A snifter of alcohol
Having a bath
Favourite tunes
A day at the beach
Surfing the net
Petting a sausage dog
Being on a cruise

2. Which of these is the last place you'd read a book?
Solo skydiving
Apollo 13 Moon Mission
Little Bighorn
An audience with the Pope
The swimming leg of a Triathalon
Your wedding reception
Engine room of the Titanic
Lion enclosure during feeding time

3. How many books do you read in a month?
None
Less than none
1 - 2
3 - 5
6 - 10
How should I know?
More than I should
Is TV Guide a book?

4. Which book would you be stranded with on an island?
The Big Book of Etiquette
1001 Things to do with a Coconut
Computers for Dummies
The Beginners Guide to Sushi
Dr. Suesse's Green Eggs and Ham
War and Peace
1963 Car Buyers Guide
Little Women

5. What would you do if you met your favourite author?
I don't play favourites
Ask for a handout
Mumble incoherently
Give them a copy of your own book
Take a pic with my mobile phone
Confuse him/her with someone else
Ask for an autograph
Get them to sign a cheque

6. Books are also useful as:
Building material for a house
An alternative to meat
A place to store spare words
Protection for your feet
Fuel for the BBQ
Factor 1000 sun protection
A form of birth control
A throw-toy for your dog

7. Which new book genre would you like to see?
Eastern Westerns
Robot Romance
Science Fiction Cooking
Speedo Cop Mysteries
Sock Puppet Horror
Suspense Shopping
Astrology Wars
Fantasy Cleaning

8. Complete this sentence: I'd write a book myself, but...
I only have a vocabulary of 200 words
My cat won't let me
The world isn't ready for my talent
I simply can't be bothered
A book with no pages probably won't sell
My first language is ancient Sanskrit
There's already a book on sand hoppers
I'd rather eat cake - mmm, cake!

9. You've finished your book, what do you do?
Reach for another!
See if my partner has left me
Switch on the TV
Go online
Emergency trip to the bookshop
Write a better ending
Try not to panic
Hope today wasn't a work day

10. Assign yourself an ISBN:
1416548092
0440243866
0345464745
0307381439
0312938519
0060774606
0061147273
034549816X