1. When you're driving your car you're most likely to be thinking:
Me and my car are the sexiest things on this road.
I wonder what's for dinner tonight.
Thinking? What's that?
Get out of my way, I'm in a hurry!
I'm the king of the road
Where the hell did they learn to drive!
Driving is fun, but it's more fun with friends.
You're too busy driving to be thinking.

2. To you a car is:
The most important gadget you own.
Freedom, man!
A means of getting from A to B.
A great way to meet the opposite sex.
Safer than a bike.
The power to go where you like.
Just another thing I own.
An excuse to go really fast.

3. If anyone gets in your way:
You'll show them who's boss.
No one gets in my way!
I don't care.
It's cool.
They'll regret it.
It won't be for long.
You'd be mad, your journey is far more important than anyone else's.
I go too fast for that to ever happen.

4. The oil warning light comes on, what do you:
I don't think my car has one of those.
My car has so many flashing lights I doubt I'd even see it.
Head for the nearest mechanic.
Keep driving, this things built like a tank.
Freak out, I guess.
Get on the phone and call for back-up.
Pray the engine doesn't go on a trip of its own.
No problem, I'll just use my other car.

5. You get stuck in holiday traffic, the only thing you can do is:
Relax, there's nothing I can do about it anyway.
Where I holiday there's no one else around.
Sit back and have a chat with all your new friends.
Dream of owning a bulldozer, so you can make your own road.
Wish you had a car that could fly.
Admire the clouds drifting by.
Worry about how you'll never get those lost minutes of your life back.
Take the law into your own hands, you're not gonna waste any of your holiday.

6. You're cruising along and you see a hitchhiker, what do you do:
I don't pick up hitchhikers, they scare me.
I give them a ride, I can look after myself.
Speed on by, I've got more important things to do than pick up hitchhikers.
Wish there was a law against it.
I drive too fast to notice hitchhikers.
Stop and give them a lift, the more the merrier.
Ask for directions.
Slow right down, then blow them off, hehe!

7. Your car radio is on, what are you likely to be listening to:
Static, the radios broken.
Music that matches my style.
Rock and roll, I wanna keep my motor running.
The speed I drive I can't even hear the radio.
That guitar playing dude from the 60's.
Something loud, the louder, the better.
Something easy, I don't want to upset anyone.
Talkback, I like to have my finger on the pulse.

8. How often do you clean your car:
I don't, I leave it to the experts.
Every month, whether it needs it or not.
When I clean myself, which isn't often!
Whenever it's dirty, I've got an image to protect.
My car cleans itself.
Dirt is my friend.
As often as possible, it makes it go faster.
Clean it; I don't even notice it's dirty.

9. The colour of a car:
Says how fast it can go.
Is just a colour, duh!
Shouldn't be loud enough to wake the neighbours.
Isn't important, it's what's under the hood that counts.
Gives it the respect it deserves.
Can separate it from the rest.
Trips you out sometimes.
Should be discrete, like me.

10. If you want to impress the opposite sex with your car, you're more likely to say:
This thing will blow you away.
My Ferrari is in the shop.
I keep a set of handcuffs in the glove box, just in case.
It's like having a rocket between your legs.
It's big enough to have a threesome, let's pick up your friend.
I have no problem with closeness.
It's red, the colour of love.
It's more fun than owning your own sex shop.